A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars were demolished but, amazingly, neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but, fortunately, we aren't hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
She replied, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
HAPPY SATURDAY!
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